11 5 / 2013
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
(Source: cineraria, via thewisepickle)
13 4 / 2013
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
(Source: cineraria, via ericajanebarrett)
05 4 / 2013
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
25 3 / 2013
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
(via jaws-be-dropping)
25 3 / 2013
INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
snufflesnufflesnuffle
(Source: ellebellemedia, via silver-serpentswallow)
06 3 / 2013
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I,
- wrap my legs around yours
- lay my head above your heart
- run my hands through your hair
- play footsie with you
- put my hand on your tummy
- play with yours hands
- give you fishy kisses
- talk about my day
- sing you a song
- fall asleep in your arms
- sacrifice you to satan
(Source: mgnxmskt, via angelicbadassery)
27 2 / 2013
